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Are we allowed to shot TweetTanker’s?

February 17, 2010 by StevenHodson | Comments Off

I’m not sure what this program does but a lot of people sure pollute Twitter with it.


Facepalm | Tags: Tweet_Tank_


It’s all about Twitter lists

February 4, 2010 by StevenHodson | Comments Off

Now you can automate the creation of crap filled Twitter lists. Yay.


Facepalm | Tags: lazylistbuilder


I bet she does

February 2, 2010 by StevenHodson | Comments Off

Yet another sex spammer but figures adding a few periods to words will make us dumb enough to click on links. Duh!

(hat tip to Thank’s to Dan at @techwag (blog))


Facepalm | Tags: hpydkeqxlsed


Make bank and be an expert

January 18, 2010 by StevenHodson | Comments Off

Wow. What a combination. Make bank on Twitter every day and become an expert. Better jump on this one quick folks – sounds to be a real winner.

hat tip to @leslie



Facepalm | Tags: bankonatweet


My eyes are bleeding

January 18, 2010 by StevenHodson | Comments Off

Seriously – how hurtful to you need to be to get your stupid marketing pitch across because nothing about this is healing at all.


Facepalm | Tags: healinginvest


Everyone wants to be a teacher

January 6, 2010 by StevenHodson | Comments Off

Yup all these wonderful people want nothing more than to teach you how to be a scum bucket just like them. Thanks Gerald but I think I would have better luck with Phoenix Online.


Facepalm | Tags: geraldlyons


OMG – my bleeding eyes

January 6, 2010 by StevenHodson | Comments Off

This is the first of a batch of donated classic Twitter marketing failures on a grand scale. Thank’s to Dan at @techwag (blog) for punishing us with these beauts.

This one get’s the facepalm treatment.

don’t forget you can send us your marketer hell pages – just email the screen capture or URL (along with with your Twitter link) to – hell@twittersmarketinghell.com

More of Dan’s contributions to come.


Facepalm | Tags: citrusO


Talk about blatant

January 3, 2010 by StevenHodson | Comments Off

It doesn’t get anymore blatant than this. Not to mention the fact you want to tear your eyes out after seeing it.


Facepalm | Tags: eye-sore, time for bleach


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