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Yes – the ol’ money shot

January 20, 2010 by StevenHodson | Comments Off

It never fails. Show the old money shot and people line up like idiots. Whether you actually make any money is another matter.

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Lame Ass | Tags: kc_fhtm

More Tweet Tank crap

January 20, 2010 by StevenHodson | Comments Off

I’m not sure what this Tweet Tank thing is but it sure is popular with these marketers from hell.

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Run of the mill | Tags: stweettank

You to can dominate Twitter

January 19, 2010 by StevenHodson | Comments Off

Not only can you make your fortune on Twitter you can now dominate it – way to go.

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Run of the mill | Tags: natchar

Words of wisdom

January 19, 2010 by StevenHodson | Comments Off

Don’t you just love it when pearls of wisdom turn out to be pig’s ears of marketing crap.

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Lame Ass | Tags: gatealestate

Definitely not a quick study

January 19, 2010 by StevenHodson | Comments Off

Send this guy back to Twitter Spamming 101 quick because he’s obviously not doing it right. The name might be on the right track but his spam quotient is way to low – even for a beginner

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Beginners | Tags: quickmarketeer

There must be money in teeth

January 19, 2010 by StevenHodson | Comments Off

I didn’t realize that white teeth were such an important issue in peoples lives but there sure seems to be a lot of money in them thar teeth.

(hat tip to Thank’s to Dan at @techwag (blog))

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Lame Ass | Tags: 4andrea

Make bank and be an expert

January 18, 2010 by StevenHodson | Comments Off

Wow. What a combination. Make bank on Twitter every day and become an expert. Better jump on this one quick folks – sounds to be a real winner.

hat tip to @leslie


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Facepalm | Tags: bankonatweet

OH! Make Money Folks

January 18, 2010 by StevenHodson | Comments Off

This TweetTank is a scourge of Twitter. Whoever created it should be hunted down and then smacked silly.

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Lame Ass | Tags: mkmoney86

No Max I won’t hire you

January 18, 2010 by StevenHodson | Comments Off

What better way to get yourself long term employment than following a spammer on Twitter. Yup that will work well.

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Lame Ass | Tags: hiremax

Automated crap

January 18, 2010 by StevenHodson | 1 Comment »

It looks like even beginners are learning to automate their pollution as quickly as possible. After all why manually crapify your Twitterstream when you can do it automatically.

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Beginners | Tags: tweetautomate

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  • About Twitter's Marketing Hell

    Anyone who is on Twitter will testify to the fact that marketers and spammers have made the service their new hunting grounds.

    Well I am fed up with the abuse of a great service so I figured it was time to fight back the only way I knew how - public shame.

    From this point on I will be posting screen captures of all the worst offending marketer and spammer Twitter sites that I get - or get emailed into me.

    Enjoy.

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