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My eyes are bleeding

January 18, 2010 by StevenHodson | Comments Off

Seriously – how hurtful to you need to be to get your stupid marketing pitch across because nothing about this is healing at all.

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Facepalm | Tags: healinginvest

What pill do you need to take to get rid of this?

January 11, 2010 by StevenHodson | Comments Off

I think this person has seen the Matrix too many times. Someone please pass them a pill .. any pill

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Run of the mill | Tags: tweetmatrix

Well I’ll be flummoxed

January 11, 2010 by StevenHodson | Comments Off

I think this person is getting a little excited over the idea of getting more followers. What do you think?

(hat tip to Thank’s to Dan at @techwag (blog))

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Lame Ass | Tags: flumuxusers

No hints needed here

January 11, 2010 by StevenHodson | Comments Off

Surely you don’t think that this person is trying to give us any hints do you?

(hat tip to @leslie for this one)

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Lame Ass | Tags: kc_fhtm

Oh Suzy you are such a cutey – except for the marketing thing

January 9, 2010 by StevenHodson | Comments Off

Well I can’t really tell if Suzy is cute or not – hell I can’t even tell if Suzy is a he or a she. But then in the world of slimeball marketing does it really matter?

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Run of the mill | Tags: suzypinta

So you want to retire youngs huh

January 8, 2010 by StevenHodson | Comments Off

I don’t know about you but I’d be bored to death if I retired period let alone youngs.

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Lame Ass | Tags: retireyoungs

Well call me motivated

January 8, 2010 by StevenHodson | Comments Off

About the only motivation happening here is the one to be a lazy slime bucket.

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Run of the mill | Tags: motivated2sell

What we need is an anti-tweet tank gun

January 7, 2010 by StevenHodson | Comments Off

Seriously how do people even make money with this kind of crap. Oh wait they keep pulling in suckers who don’t know any better.

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Lame Ass | Tags: tweet_tank

There’s water in them thar Twitter marketing slums

January 7, 2010 by StevenHodson | Comments Off

I’m not sure what this water is going to evolve into but you can be sure it won’t taste good and it definitely won’t make you live any longer.

Thank’s to Dan at @techwag (blog) once again for making us stock on bleach.

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Lame Ass | Tags: livelongerevolv

The usual mating call of those too lazy to really work

January 7, 2010 by StevenHodson | Comments Off

Money for nothing – it might have been a great song title for Dire Straits but it has also become the rallying cry for lazy pricks, and usually scummy ones at that.

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Run of the mill | Tags: moneyfernothing

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    Anyone who is on Twitter will testify to the fact that marketers and spammers have made the service their new hunting grounds.

    Well I am fed up with the abuse of a great service so I figured it was time to fight back the only way I knew how - public shame.

    From this point on I will be posting screen captures of all the worst offending marketer and spammer Twitter sites that I get - or get emailed into me.

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